Not gonna lie this is kinda true lol
Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Can you believe there is love that is illegal
can you believe it’s not butter
the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore
i really dont think they meant bestiality
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when someone says they dont like dogs
"we’re going to watch a movie in class today"
"answer these questions while watching"
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smalldog has been knighted and may now be addressed as SIR smalldog
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I tumblr more than I go outside.
*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a turn on.
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